"I just sort of hitched a lift with this… man. Didn’t even think about it… I don’t even know who he is… he’s a complete stranger…"
[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday
"My friends have always been the best of me"
- WAIT A SECOND
- IF AMY MARRIED KING HENRY VIII
- AND THE DOCTOR MARRIED QUEEN ELIZABETH I
- THAT WOULD MAKE AMY
- QUEEN ELIZABETH’S STEPMOTHER
- WHICH WOULD MEAN
- THAT AMY POND
- IS THE DOCTOR’S MOTHER-IN-LAW
WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO EVERYBODY
FUCK YOU MOFFAT
gUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
jAREDS FACE ON GENS BODY NO WHY
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold