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3 weeks ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 41,977 notes

youtubersfate:

New York Times Bestseller Author

3 weeks ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 62,665 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

3 weeks ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 331,272 notes

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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3 weeks ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 270,143 notes
thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

4 weeks ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 356,432 notes
manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

4 weeks ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 111,481 notes

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

4 weeks ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 412,703 notes

lifehackable:

More Summer Life Hacks!

4 weeks ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 32,745 notes

adamz3r0:

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

This film answered the age old question “How do you make Beyonce more sassy?” Answer: Put Nathan Lane to be her sass twin. 

And it was glorious.

4 weeks ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 201,307 notes

For once I would like to know where I’m going.

4 weeks ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 7,702 notes