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When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma
Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.
or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know
The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
This film answered the age old question “How do you make Beyonce more sassy?” Answer: Put Nathan Lane to be her sass twin.
And it was glorious.
For once I would like to know where I’m going.