meladoodle:

*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*

thatsmypieineedthepie:

more than 3 years… and I’m still not done laughing.

can you imagine how much time it must have taken them to shoot this scene with jared going crazy every 5 seconds

“I died saving him. In return he saved me to a database in the biggest library in the universe, left me like a book on a shelf. Didn’t even say good-bye.”

thatcrazywhoviangirl:

cuntherine:

i-d-come-for-you:

rautical:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

leftbehindtime:

a girl swallowed a charm from her necklace and had to go to the emergency room

One of the best x-rays ever. Jealous.

I’m going to start swallowing cool shit so i can have pretty X-rays

LOOL DYING AT THIS COMMENT ^

this is fkin perf

What is wrong with all of you? Do you really want to have surgery just because you wanted a “pretty” x-ray? Seriously

claudihoe:

itscarororo:

savethe-animals:

cosplaymallow:

jessatr0n:

This is a homeless guy who lives on a bridge in Dublin City. Last week his rabbit was grabbed from him and thrown into the river below.. the River Liffey. Which is one of the most horrible rivers in Ireland. The currents are really strong and it’s filthy.. Anyway, as soon as the rabbit hit the water this guy was already hurdling off the bridge and towards the freezing river to save her. After hitting the water and successfully locating her, he proceeding to pump air back into her, making her regain consciousness and basically come back to life. I was talking to him today along with another woman and she asked “Why in the name of God did you jump into the water? Did you not think about it?!” and straight away he replied with “No. I didn’t stop to think. I just jumped. It was an instinct.. I needed to save her.”

For saving the rabbit, he was given the ‘compassionate citizen award’ by the charity Aran.  The guy who threw the rabbit in the river has been charged with animal cruelty.

The homeless man was also given carrots for his rabbit and dog food for his dog. They also offered him a job.

This is a great man.

This is beautiful!

*bursts in to tears*

HOW MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO TAKE A HOMELESS GUY’S RABBIT AND FUCKING THWOR IT IN THE FUCKNIG RIVELRKJSDFVLka jUST FUCK AHHHFalsdf

billaba:

a boy and his box, off to see the universe.

we’re too well balanced.

What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he was surrounded by a bunch of Twilight fans and then pushed to the front and asked him to sign my copy of The Goblet of Fire.

dobbyfredsirius:

drkarayua:

silent-renegade:

I strongly believe that man would actually start crying

Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day.

and only one fuck was given that day